Welcome to Thyatira, a place filled with magic and DRAGONS!!
Today, we will be doing an interview... with the map, apparently.
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Me: What is the transportation there?
Map: *silence* Umm... *looks it up in huge guidebook* Dragons?
Me: Just dragons? Really? What a cool place! Any other rides?
Map: *looks frantically through guidebook* No?
Me: Onto next question! Why didn't I tell you this already, I created Thyatira!
Map: *tries to look it up in guidebook* I can't answer that.
Me: Exactly! Now where is a local I can interview...
Map: *raises hand*
Me: *screaming* Not you! Someone who knows the culture in and out! Oh. That would be me.
Map: *plods away in distress*
Me: *yells* Come back! I need a map! I don’t know the geography! *starts crying*
*Interview has ended due to an unknowledgeable map. Please come back later.*
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Eh, not my high point. Also, I don't know what prompted the map to act so badly. I'll try to talk to that guidebook later.
*glitch* I AM TALKING NOW, CRAZY AUTHOR!!*glitch*
*looks at hyperventilating map* Later... *runs as map brandishes the guidebook as a weapon* STOOOP!
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